A bit of humor from the good folks at The Onion:
The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a
new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate
the original website's single text field and two clearly marked
buttons.
"The Google will have all the same information currently found on
regular Google, but with the added features of not stealing your
credit-card numbers or giving your computer all kinds of viruses," said
Rick Tillich, The Google project director. "All you have to do to turn
the website on is put the little blinking line thing in the cyberspace
window at the top of the screen, type 'thegoogle.com,' and press
'return'—although it will also recognize http.wwwthegoogle.com,
google.aol, and 'THEGOOGLE' typed into a Word document."
Tillich added that he hopes the site will soon replace Yahoo
Internet Website.com as the most popular search engine for users over
55.