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The most useless dialog in Windows?

It amuses me when people complain about things in Windows that are complete non-issues (like the Windows 3.x-era Fonts window from Windows Vista). But how about the real stupidity? Ladies and gentlemen, I present Exhibit A:

So what's wrong with this dialog, you ask? (Most likely because you've never tried to use it.)

It doesn't work. Almost ever.

In this case, I actually do know which application I need to run. But what the heck, let's let Windows do its magic and see what happens. And what happens, almost every single time, is this:

Absolutely freaking useless.

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July 13, 2009 8:13 AM
 

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July 13, 2009 8:23 AM
 

stimshady said:

nice to see you using N'bin Paul ;)

July 13, 2009 8:33 AM
 

techfan said:

I hate this dialog! In all the times I've had this dialog pop up on me, it has never given me a useful bit of info when I've chosen the web option. The worst thing is when I click Okay mistake before selecting the second option, which lets you use a program to open the file with.

July 13, 2009 8:38 AM
 

Grannyville said:

I hate it even more when you get dialog boxes that use pictures/icons from the Windows 9x era

July 13, 2009 8:53 AM
 

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July 13, 2009 9:18 AM
 

emuelle1 said:

Actually, the most useless dialogue in Windows is when a program crashes and it asks what you want to do. It has an option to "Check for a solution then close the program." Has anybody EVER gotten a solution? I haven't.

July 13, 2009 9:22 AM
 

stimshady said:

BSOD, whilst maybe not the most useless, is certainly the most infuriating!

July 13, 2009 9:43 AM
 

Grannyville said:

@emuelle1

I have actually been offered solutions from the Problem Reports and Solutions feature. which have fixed problems for me

July 13, 2009 10:09 AM
 

rjohn05 said:

Hay Paul! For those of us who are graphics designers on the Windows platform, the poor fonts dialog is a BIG ISSUE.

July 13, 2009 10:20 AM
 

Mark KB said:

The main reason that website is so useless is that Microsoft relies on the developer to send in a form describing the extension:

blogs.msdn.com/.../9311703.aspx

Unfortunately, it appears most developers are lazy/think such a thing is a waste of time/money. (Note the description for PDFs, however... :) )

As an aside, you can turn that first dialog off using good ol' RegEdit, by navigating to "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System" and adding/editing the DWORD value "NoInternetOpenWith" - just set it to 1.

July 13, 2009 11:24 AM
 

lotsamystuff said:

"Hay Paul! For those of us who are graphics designers on the Windows platform..."

Yes, all six of you.

July 13, 2009 4:48 PM
 

Cfischer83 said:

100% agree with you, Paul. I hate this thing, it's never worked for me at any point I've ever had it come up.

July 13, 2009 4:54 PM
 

Waethorn said:

"Hay Paul! For those of us who are graphics designers on the Windows platform..."

"Yes, all six of you."

Wow!  That's still double to number of worldwide Mac users!

July 13, 2009 5:14 PM
 

wjglenn141 said:

In all these years, I've never once had it come up with a program for me. But, then I've never tested it with anything really obvious, like a PDF file or a DOC file. It would be sad if it couldn't even come up with a suggestion for Word for a DOC file.

July 13, 2009 5:23 PM
 

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July 13, 2009 9:44 PM
 

adondai said:

Look, come on Paul - you provide the best balanced Windows coverage on the web, but the arrogance post just annoyed me a lot... you're the bigest nit picker around, only a couple months ago you wrote a great long post about the inconsistency of the spelling of 'homegroup' in Win7 yet today you're sneering about other people's comments concerning the archaic and pointless font window?

July 14, 2009 2:05 AM
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