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  • Mozilla puts Safari's '11 million downloads' in perspective

    LOL. As if it weren’t bad enough that Apple was force feeding Safari 4 to its customers and then gloating about the number of downloads it achieved, we have this bit of news from Mozilla’s Asa Dotzler, which really puts that figure in perspective. I just read that Apple is reporting 11 million Safari...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 06-15-2009
  • WWDC 2009: Time for a reality check

    Apple is providing its WWDC 2009 keynote address today, providing some interesting info about its Mac and iPhone platforms. But this is Apple we're talking about. So it's time for a reality check. 75 million Mac OS X users. Apple claimed that the OS X user base magically jumped from 25 million...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 06-08-2009
  • The magic of wishful thinking ... This time in the Apple camp

    Recent reports of a magic IE 8 performance boost make me smile because this kind of thing is simply human. We all see what we want to see, what we expect to see. It's just part of our DNA. It explains UFO and Bigfoot sightings. And, apparently, it explains Apple fanatics. Because these guys believe...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 05-06-2009
  • Onion spoofs Apple: The Macbook Wheel

    In the wake of today’s stunningly bad Macworld keynote, I am remiss for not having previously posted this hilarious Onion product spoof. Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard “Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.” “Here at Apple, we like to give people features that they...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 01-06-2009
  • Apple: Our advertising is clearly bull@#$%. Clearly.

    Ah, Apple. Gizmodo points out that Apple’s defense to the recent pulling of the deceptive iPhone ad in the UK prompted the following statement from everyone’s favorite company: “No reasonable person in Plaintiff's position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple's statements as...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 12-02-2008
  • The Simpsons Skewers Apple, Their Fanatics

    The Simpsons took on Apple and its fanatics in last night's episode, which was absolutely classic. And accurate. The USPS delivers Lisa's iPhone bill. "It's a gift from Apple!" Some favorite moments: Skewering the retail religion Lisa [gazing in wonder on the Apple Store]: "It's...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 12-01-2008
  • Rare Bigfoot sighting, er ah, Office crash

    You know, there are certain staples in the world of Microsoft bashing. The publicly-located informational flat-screen display showing a blue screen. The jokes about what it would be like if Microsoft made cars. You know, the usual. But one thing you don’t see very often is Microsoft Office crashes. Well...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 11-11-2008
  • Microsoft continues trying to 'spoil' Apple's iPod Day 2008(tm)!!!

    In another stunning example of Microsoft's "shrouds of doubt and uncertainty," the company is apparently going to launch yet another product--Windows Live Video Messages--on the exact same day that Apple has "alluded" that it might launch new iPods. (Even though "Apple hasn't...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 08-28-2008
  • Say goodbye to laser ... and, for Mac fanatics, to sanity

    LOL. Here's a beautiful example of the Apple fanboy world seeing everything through Apple-colored lenses. Seriously, you people are just embarrassing yourselves now. Yesterday, Microsoft Hardware--the tiny portion of Microsoft that makes mice, keyboards, and other PC hardware peripherals (but not...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 08-27-2008
  • 3-Alarm Fire Burns At Apple Cupertino Campus

    CBS News : Fire investigators are trying to determine what caused a three-alarm fire Tuesday night at the Apple Inc. headquarters in Cupertino, but preliminary information suggests it was accidental, a fire captain said. I'd look for an Apple TV sitting on a pile of paper. :) But seriously, I'm...
    Posted to SuperSite Blog (Weblog) by pthurrott on 08-13-2008
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